Oh piss off (yes, another)

It really is the silly season. This one will result in much gnashing of teeth.

With a large hat tip to Witterings From Witney, who asks some pertinent questions about this story that are well worth reading, the Police blog of Inspector Gadget has revealed the latest advisory issued to our crimefighters.

Something that will help make our streets safer perhaps? Something that will improve the pisspoor detection rate? Think again:

‘In another nonsensical, empire-building, silly, frothy, pathetic and downright insulting example of political correctness gone mad, we at Ruralshire Constabulary have been told not to use the term “as sure as eggs are eggs”. Apparently this may upset any women listening, especially those who may suffer from fertility problems. This is true.

‘Can the department which thought this up be considered for abolition in the forthcoming cuts? Apparently not. Here in the Shire, Diversity Training Departments are considered as “front-line” teams.’

Inspector Gadget no doubt speaks for many frontline officers who suffer this lunacy. Can there be any clearer example of a well resourced department spewing forth any old crap in an attempt to justify its dubious existence?

If anyone needed evidence that police ‘managers’ are not fit for purpose and have warped priorities that do not match our priorities then consider this… With the amount of taxpayers’ money spent on policing being cut, why are senior police ranks talking about cutting the number of police officers when the psychologically damaged idiots who dreamed up this directive will continue to be employed?

4 Responses to “Oh piss off (yes, another)”

  1. 1 Dave H 30/12/2010 at 7:43 pm

    As sure as eggs is eggs, they’ll have more people ridiculing them for being told not to say it than offended by them for saying it.

    I think the local constabulary should pay lip service to these ideas[*] and carry on using common sense.

    [*] as in sticking one’s tongue between said lips and blowing a raspberry.

  2. 2 Dioclese 30/12/2010 at 8:20 pm

    “Diversity training department” – what fucking/masturbating cunt/prick thought up that load of young/old bollocks/fanny?

    Front line, my arse/genitalia!

  3. 3 WitteringsfromWitney 30/12/2010 at 9:49 pm

    Ta for link AM.

  4. 4 Autonomous Mind 30/12/2010 at 10:24 pm

    Not at all. I always give credit that is due.

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