All hail Cam Jong-Eu, Ever-Victorious, Cast Iron-Willed Commander

Cam Jong-Eu, Highest Incarnation of the Revolutionary Supranational Love, has spoken. His unique abilities have given him the power to look into the hearts and minds of men and know what they will think and feel in the future, before they themselves are even aware of it.

The evidence…

First, despite there being no treaty amendment on the immediate horizon for him to take advantage of, or any likelihood of an intergovernmental conference being called by Herman Van Rompuy, he is confident of getting the undefined changes he wants in the UK’s ‘relationship’ with Europe (the EU).

Second, despite many polls showing a majority of Britons saying they would vote to leave the EU if there was an straight in/out referendum, and he has refused to ask the people to decide themselves, he asserts the ‘beating heart of Britain’ knows we need to remain in the European Union.

We are truly blessed to have the all-knowing, all-wise Cam as our provincial governor.

9 Responses to “All hail Cam Jong-Eu, Ever-Victorious, Cast Iron-Willed Commander”

  1. 1 odeston 14/01/2013 at 4:25 pm

    I really do believe now that Cameron must be removed from office, and soon.
    His blend of arrogance, ignorance, stupidity and mendacity must be terrifying Conservatives in Westminster and all around the country.

    If he is permitted to stay, there will be no Conservative Party after the next election.

  2. 2 tux1952 14/01/2013 at 4:43 pm

    I get the impression that all the dribblers and shufflers occupying the Westminster Bubble are absolutely terrified of having to do what they are, supposedly, paid for – run the country.
    I haven’t seen anyone in the last 20 years or so appear capable of doing so.
    Much easier to let someone else do it and no-one be accountable…and get paid handsomely for it!
    Politics is in the gutter and has been for some time, but as yet, I can see no stars…

  3. 3 thespecialine 14/01/2013 at 4:50 pm

    it is incredible that he has the gall to actually say what he did. It just goes to prove that politicians are completely out of touch and live in a parallel universe. It pains me to say so but I want the Tories to get a real good kicking in 2015. I know that the alternative is just as bad, if not worse, but I just want Cameron gone. The arrogance of the man is beyond a joke.

  4. 4 Bellevue 14/01/2013 at 5:10 pm

    I wonder what the hell he is going to say in his ‘Europe’ speech. He needs to be some sort of Houdini to get out of this particular tight place.
    I have personally NOT ever experienced tantric sex, but I cant help feeling this is going to be the mother of all anti-climaxes…….

  5. 5 BulloPill 14/01/2013 at 5:11 pm

    We are indeed fortunate to have a far sighted leader. He comes from a long line of far sighted Consevatives, Labourites and NuLaboirists who have expertly led their cheering nation to a veritable Paradise here on Earth. We are so blessed. Then I woke up.

  6. 6 Paul Williamson 14/01/2013 at 6:20 pm

    It is with sadness that it seems to me that all of Britain’s ruling elite want the New World Order to occur. I pray we who want our own sovereignty find the right way to keep it.

  7. 7 BrianJay 14/01/2013 at 7:06 pm

    When you superimposed his head on the body of kim Jong Il, couldn’t you have made it much smaller – say pin head size. Just so people can see the size of his brain

  8. 9 Sam Duncan 15/01/2013 at 4:00 pm

    “… do what they are, supposedly, paid for – run the country.”

    No, no, no, no, no! They’re paid to run the government. We, all of us, run the country. It’s their obsession with trying to run everybody else’s business – and, inevitably, being useless at it because it’s impossible – that’s got us into this current mess. They’re obsessed with trying to “run the country”, while ignoring the primary functions of government.

    And the EU is a symptom of this, not its cause: it was the perfect way to offload all the dull administrative stuff on to someone else so that they could enjoy feeling important on Newsnight.

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